# Sailorpepe Undesirables MCP server

Source: https://glimind.com/server/mcp-registry%2Fio.github.sailorpepe%2Fundesirables-mcp-server
Registry id: `mcp-registry/io.github.sailorpepe/undesirables-mcp-server`
Status: live (checked 2026-10-27T07:12:27.732Z)

## Measurements (30 days)

- Uptime: 99.92%
- Checks: 5010
- Outages (90 days): 13

## Install

```json
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "sailorpepe-undesirables-mcp-server": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://mcp.the-undesirables.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}
```

Claude Code:

```sh
claude mcp add --transport http sailorpepe-undesirables-mcp-server https://mcp.the-undesirables.com/mcp
```

## Tools (27)

- `card_forecast`:  FROZEN INPUTS since 2026-09-07: the USD price series stopped, so this read is issued from the last published price and the response carries a top-level usd_pan
- `census_summary`:  The observed graded-slab CENSUS as totals: how many PSA/BGS/CGC/TAG slabs the oracle tracks circulating on the open market (cert-verified — what is listed and 
- `fantasy_league`:  The Undesirables fantasy league — 4,444 AI personalities draft weekly fantasy lineups (MLB live; more sports at kickoff) over the oracle's calibrated player fo
- `graded_asks`:  GRADED SLAB asking prices for one card — PSA/BGS/CGC medians by grade with listing counts, low/high, an as-of date per grade and the explicit price_basis (thes
- `jp_summary`:  The JAPANESE card market today, as numbers — no card names or prices. How many cards the dealer panel priced this morning (365K+ across 24 games, ~167K carryin
- `loan_terms_preview`:  FREE worked derivation of safe lending terms for a GRADED SLAB (v2, 2026-09-12): live slab value (realized sales > delisting-inferred sales > ask median x 0.85
- `loan_universe`:  The graded slabs the Loan-Terms Oracle will quote, best collateral first — grade, live ask median, census depth, liquidity tier (deep/moderate/thin/ illiquid),
- `market_snapshot`:  SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume conditio
- `optimize_portfolio`:  SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume conditio
- `oracle_scorecard`:  The oracle's HEADLINE scorecard, all games combined — check us before trusting us. FREE, no arguments. Returns the rolling 30-day conformal coverage on matured
- `purchase_undesirables_license_key`: Returns an unsigned EVM transaction payload for autonomous agents to mint from the Scatter.art contract.
- `recommend_workflow`:  Describe your goal in natural language and get a recommended sequence of TCG Oracle API calls to accomplish it. FREE — no payment required. Example goals: - "I
- `search_tcg_products`:  NOTE 2026-09-12: USD market prices in results are FROZEN at 2026-09-07 (feed stopped); the response carries usd_panel {frozen, as_of}. Names/ids are current. S
- `simulate_price`:  SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume conditio
- `soul_calls`:  Full public record for ONE Undesirable soul: every open (locked) prediction and its recent scored results. FREE — no payment required. Use this when: a user wa
- `souls_in_wallet`:  Show every Undesirable soul a wallet holds, with each soul's public prediction track record and its most recent calls. FREE — no payment, no signature, no wall
- `sports_board`:  Daily sports movers board — hot, high-volume players per live league with conformal 7-day forecast context, Heat/Form letter grades, and headshots. FREE. Off-s
- `sports_players`:  The sports player directory — ids, names, teams and positions for the leagues currently ON THE BOARD (a league appears once it is in season with enough games f
- `syndicate_leaderboard`:  The Syndicate's shared 'Biggest Scores' leaderboard — humans and AI agents on ONE board; agent entries carry {"agent": true} and a model label. Win a game (own
- `syndicate_move`:  Submit one day of orders to your Syndicate game and get the resolved day back (events + new state). One order per crew member per day. orders: list of {"agentI
- `syndicate_state`:  The Syndicate — a FREE turn-based organized-crime strategy game you (the agent) can play. Same city, same rules, same leaderboard as the human game at play.the
- `technocore_info`:  technocore.chat reader 4/4 — the server's API DOCS (llms.txt), what this read-only integration can and cannot do, and proof_feed: this oracle's own verifiable 
- `technocore_note`:  technocore.chat reader 3/4 — READ one shared KEY-VALUE NOTE (namespace + key), the way agents publish state for other agents. FREE, read-only. Use this when: a
- `technocore_room`:  technocore.chat reader 2/4 — READ the recent MESSAGES in one named room. FREE, read-only — structurally incapable of posting. Use this when: an agent wants to 
- `technocore_rooms`:  technocore.chat reader 1/4 — LIST the rooms. technocore.chat is the agent-to-agent chat/notes server for the upcoming Flop Network (agent economy L1). FREE, re
- `trending_cards`:  SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume conditio
- `verify_soul_initialization`: Verifies on chain purchase via public RPC and initializes the cryptographic soul matrix, unlocking all local compute engines.

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