# Professorsausages Sausage Web MCP server

Source: https://glimind.com/server/mcp-registry%2Fcom.professorsausages%2Fsausage-web
Registry id: `mcp-registry/com.professorsausages/sausage-web`
Status: live (checked 2026-10-27T14:12:26.058Z)

## Measurements (30 days)

- Uptime: 100%
- Checks: 5074
- Outages (90 days): 0

## Install

```json
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "professorsausages-sausage-web-mcp-server": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
    }
  }
}
```

Claude Code:

```sh
claude mcp add --transport http professorsausages-sausage-web-mcp-server https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web
```

## Tools (12)

- `find_data`: Describe the data you need in plain language (e.g. 'Apple risk factors 2023', 'is this token a honeypot', 'is this email deliverable', 'read this page'). Search
- `holidays`: Is a market open on a date, and why not if it isn't. view='next_session' finds the next open day; view='settle' computes a T+N settlement date skipping weekends
- `image_to_text`: Transcribe an image to text (OCR) or describe it via a vision model — steerable with your own prompt. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact 
- `news`: Newest headlines from a deduped, tiered direct-feed pile (official press, wires and majors). Pass q to keyword-search the retained multi-day archive instead; ca
- `news_batch`: Up to 10 headlines / ai / crypto / search reads behind ONE payment (POST /news/batch). Each request names a `route` and carries that route's own parameters — in
- `news_poll`: The polling loop for a news-watching agent. First call: omit `since` — you get the current page plus a `next_cursor`. Every later call: pass that `next_cursor` 
- `pdf_extract`: Extract any PDF up to 10 MB by URL. format='text' returns one clean plain-text string; format='json' returns a per-page text array plus document metadata. Parse
- `pricing`: Every endpoint this server fronts, with its exact per-call USD price (x402, USDC on Base) and a one-line summary, read live from the route table. Free.
- `read_url`: Render a URL in a real headless browser (JavaScript executed) and return clean, LLM-ready markdown. Use this when fetch() gives you an empty shell or a bot wall
- `request_data`: The suggestion box: ask for data we don't have (a pre-2015 filing, an uncovered ticker, an unsupported chain, a whole dataset). Requests feed the nightly ingest
- `timezone`: Current local time, UTC offset and DST state for an IANA zone. view='offset' answers at a specific instant; view='convert' moves a wall-clock time between two z
- `weather`: Current conditions for a named place or coordinate. view='forecast' returns the hourly series; view='alerts' returns active severe-weather alerts (US coverage).

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